Hollywood Jack here with commentary on the socially trending topic, Smelly Cat. Who is better suited than “moi” to speak about this issue.
I don’t know about you, but I am very confused about this poor “stinky cat” and why he is being talked about in all the social media. No self-respecting cat would dream of being odoriferous. If you want to be around something that smells, hang around a dog! Why the buzz?
Oh, wait… I’m getting some late breaking news from Ace Pup Reporter Cooper. Apparently the socially trending topic is… Taylor Swift inviting Lisa Kudrow on stage at a recent concert… to SING Smelly Cat… I stand corrected, the buzz is NOT about one particular stinky cat. But was that entertainment or caterwauling?
Pup Reporter Cooper also informs me that the song is about a farting cat not a dirty one. Leave it to a D.O.G. to know that.
Read these lyrics fellow cats and cat lovers, does he sound like any cat you know? No matter what I eat I never f.a.r.t.
Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it’s not your fault…
They won’t take you to the vet.
You’re obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you’re not friends to those with noses. I promise you
when we’re done
all the world will smell as one
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it’s not your fault!
Phoebe from the TV sitcom Friends (Lisa Kudrow)
To prove my point I have put together a poll.
Thank you for reading, and check back to see the results of the poll. Maybe the song should be about a Smelly Dog instead. See you next week fans, with another Caturday post from Jack Cat of Many Names.
Chao! ~Hollywood Jack~
Ooooo.. yum… Chow! ~Ace Pup Reporter Cooper~