Cooper the Cattledog here with something you may never believe: I can take my own selfie.
When Educat Jack told me what the assignment for Writing 101 was today I mixed up the words. I thought he said compose a selfie of yourself, and what he really said was compose a series of vignettes (whatever they are). I had already written it so I couldn’t go back, and its due today, and I don’t want to turn in another late assignment… so here it is.
You may never believe this but even without opposable thumbs I can take a selfie.
You may never believe this but I can even take one when I’m yawning…
You may never believe this but Mom sometimes photobombs my photos.
You may never believe this but Buffy can take selfies too.
You may never believe this but she can even take them in black and white or when she’s sleeping.
You may never believe this but Tuxedo Jack can take a selfie in costume!
You may never believe this but once Jack got one of Mom, me and him in bed. Whew!
You probably never believed we were so talented. But we are.
Thank you for reading my Writing 101 assignment. Come back tomorrow. It’s Buffy’s Haiku Thursday and she probably won’t misunderstand what she’s supposed to write about.
Love and Licks,
~Cooper the photobombed hound~